My Secret Sex Life

Apr 14

Anonymous asked: I think you should try the "down-doggy" style. The penis is able to penetrate really deep and hit the right spot. When I first had sex with my girlfriend she had problems orgasm-ing too but this changed everything. Once you know what it feels like and how to get there, any position will get you there. Hope this helps! Cheers!

I wanted to go to this Yoga Pose to Sex Pose class, but I have work at the same time. I was super bummed out…will try this when I get a chance, CHEERS!

Apr 14

quote Why is it like ten million of my freinds’ birthdays this week? Is mid July unprotected boning a thing?

— (via alesserpoet)
Apr 11

jerkface asked: Hang in there, I feel your pain.

Hadn’t gotten laid for a couple months was going crazy not able to think straight. Got laid Friday, spent Saturday so giddy I couldn’t think straight, and Sunday wishing I was effing again so bad I couldn’t think straight.

I think my vagina controls the way I see the world far too much.

Apr 11

Anonymous asked: I some how stumbled on your site; Like what your doing. Just would like to know why it is that females are more attracted to a taken man than a free one. I dont buy that it is because they want what they cant have...Bullshit.

We’re not…

Sometimes I think there is the idea that you must be some effing hot shit if you can lure a guy away from his GF, but the truth is he’s probs an asshole if you can do that. Also, if a girl sees a guy with another girl they know he can be a boyfriend and usually a good one from what they see which makes him seem more stable. Also as humans evolved men would hunt and be social and women wouldn’t often go out together as much so women feel much less of a loyalty to each other then men do. Bros before hos happens more often I feel than sisters before misters.

Apr 11

wetnesshunter-deactivated201009 asked: Hello there, you're the third person I followed on tumbler, great stories, I wish I could see some picture of you co'z when I read your adventures it makes me want to meet you really bad ;) !

Trying to keep my anonymity dude. But glad you enjoy!

Apr 11

Anonymous asked: I'm a female who has a boyfriend, but I really want to have sex with a woman. A girl to eat me out and I'll finger her. I just want extremely hot sex with a woman and I fantasize about it everytime I masturbate

You saying you want to fuck me? Cuz although I have made out with girls before it kinda dries up my vagina, i’m not really into it. Sorry chica, get your boyfriend to have a threesome. I don’t know a guy who would say no to that.

Apr 11

Anonymous asked: you are so fucking sexy, I have thought about fucking you and eatting you out for the whole four pages of your blog I read, just teasing and playing with your pussy. I have fetish for biting too and I would love to bite your neck. You sound so fucking sexy ang gorgous. God I want to fuck you.

Good for you.

Apr 11

Anonymous asked: Would you have sex with people on tumblr?

No.

Apr 11

Anonymous asked: Which metropolitan city do you live in?

Don’t answer that shit, keep my anonymity bitches

Apr 11

Anonymous asked: why'd you stop blogging here? are you scared?

Not scared just busy.